I just heard on the news that someone tried to blow up Dick Cheney while he was over in Pakistan? L M A O. Im sure Dick Cheney didnt give a SHIT. You know, for being such a Republican Conservative asshole, hes kind of funny..not to mention really, really evil looking. Like if he looked at you the RIGHT way he could burn you from the inside out. By the way, his daughter, Mary Cheney (opens in a new window) totally looks like him with a wig on. Man is she DYKEY.

Ok, on with Angelina…
The “great humanitarian” (my asshole) Angelina Jolie has said to the public that it is the American Governments duty to help out with the situation in Darfur.

WHAT BITCH?

Have you NOT been paying attention to what SEEMS to happen when we go moseying around in other peoples business and intruding on their civil wars? IT DOESNT WORK. It makes things WORSE. Bitch, have you NOT been watching the news? Do you NOT see how many US troops and how many Iraqi Civilians have been KILLED becasue WE “decided to help?” I mean seriously..you cant be that fucking stupid.

Look at the situation in this country..ok..
We have, quite possibly, the best military in the world. I dont deny that and I dont have anything against our military. Its a job I wouldnt do, so if you do it and if it really is serving a purpose and not just serving the man, then you get my respect. However, right now, our military is at an ALL TIME LOW. Our troops are stretched thin, we have started a war on TWO fronts (it was hitlers biggest mistake to start a war on two fronts. what happened to hitler again? oh yeah, he lost the war and blew his venerally diseased brains out. ) and we are talking about taking military action against IRAN now. Iran is ACTUALLY a threat but instead we wasted our time with Afghanistan and Iraq and now not a damn person wants to join the military. Why? Because they see their future. Their future is being kept away from family, friends and loved ones and risk their lives for NOTHING. Let me repeat that. They are being kept away from their family and friends FOR NOTHING. THEN they return home to the great ol USA with both legs blown off because they stepped on a landmine, and have to go to some military hospital where they barely get taken care of. Where they are told by the government NOT TO TALK TO THE MEDIA ABOUT THE CONDITION OF THE HOSPITALS. Because “American people” dont need to concern themselves with how our military is being treated. WTF??

Ok. I went off on a little tangent there..anyways, Angelina Jolie is a dumbfuck.