Groin Pains

February 13, 2007 1

in rant @ 1:58 am

Another successful day of NOT DOING SHIITE.  Soda worked for me while I stayed home and cleaned like a good woman should..PSYCHE HAHAHA.

Anyway…I fixed the toilet. Someone clogged it up..probably Soda and it has been clogged for like two days. At first we tried everything, we poured bleach, drano, plunged, and nothing. Someone seriously had a whopper and it totally wasnt me. Anyway, I had been holding my shit for two whole days and it got so bad that I literally had to plunge the shit out of my toilet. I mean I plunged hardcore for 15 minutes and I even worked up a sweat, and then, as pretty as you please..the comode was fixed. I was able to shit in comfort and peace.  You do not know what a relief it was. For a while I was getting scared I might have to shit in a bag or walk down the street to a gas station and shit there..hell I might not have even made it and ended up shitting myself. Enough of that. My toilet works!!! Woohoo!!

Im checking out Wife Swap with some psycho Christians. Please tell me why Christians are so psycho?? They are some of the most unopen people ive ever met. That seems very hypocritical of me to say, seeings how I am, at this very moment, judging them based on my personal opinions, however, judging is something we all do, its human nature. I am OPEN to their beliefs and Christian theology is something that I am extremely interested in and study all the time..but its like..they arent open to anyone elses beliefs..

Could someone tell me why?

Claude is sick!!!!

February 12, 2007 0

in Uncategorized @ 1:37 am

OH NO!! My kittie is sick. I dont think its serious.I HOPE its not serious.

Just a few minutes ago while playing with him I discovered a red lesion on his skin, on his collar bone. I did a little research and this looks like it could be a staph infection, which is treatable via antibiotics. I happen to always have cat antibiotics on hand so on the offchance this IS a staph infection, I gave him a dose tonight. Tomorrow I will take him to the vet…

Hope the best!

RIP Anna Nicole.

February 11, 2007 2

in Uncategorized @ 10:29 pm

You know, when I was little, id always pretend my name was “Anna Nicole Smith.” I had a My Size Barbie also named Anna Nicole Smith, even though I was so young I had no idea who it was. Its hilarious to think back on..I wonder if Kelley remembers it..

Anyways..another day another dime. Im still sick today but nowhere near as much as I have been. Ive been laying in bed since about 11AM, literally, and I feel a lot better. Tonight, I dont plan on doing CRAP. Laying around, taking my cold and flu medicine and sleeping my ass off.
Tomorrow, however..is when the show gets on the road. My boyfriend and I made a plan to clean all the trash outta here tomorrow. Bag up all the clothes..dirty clothes in black bags, clean clothes in white bags, take them to my moms on Tuesday because she said
shed wash them for me and put them on coathangers so I could just directly hang them in my NEW CLOSET!!!! She said she went by the house the other day and the doors were locked so that probably means a cleaning crew came by and cleaned a little or maybe put some new appliances in. Im excited to see if theres a new stove and fridge..hope so..that would rock.

Just as I suspected..no band practice tonight..so I wonder what were gonna do next week with the moving..oh well.
Ive been laid back in bed watching shows about Anna Nicoles death all day long.  Im surprised im not tired of hearing about it by now..

Man theres nothing to write about at the moment.

La Illaha Illallah

February 10, 2007 3

in Uncategorized @ 9:36 pm

I am not any better today. Today its like..my throat is swollen, plus im coughing, plus im running a fever, plus I feel like I have to shit all the time (thats not really much different than normal though), plus my nose is running. I feel naseous. God I hope this is the end of it. Ive been eating ice and drinking tea, eating soups, taking medicine..ive overloaded on Tylonal cold here in the last couple days. I take two every 4 hours. I havent been able to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. I did go to Robbies a couple times, but I was real fucked up so..I felt better at the time, lol…but it looks like it just made it worse. Me and my mom were supposed to go out and buy curtains, bedspreads, new towels and rugs for the house today…NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Ugh :( Shes kinda sick too..we decided wed go tomorrow..hope we both feel better by then.

Im watching this thing on TV about fanatical Islam. Isnt it CRAZY how recent events have made Islam like, a household word now? Its everywhere you look, everytime you turn on the TV you hear “Muslim, Islam, Muslim, Islam.” I mean, these people are fucking NUTS dude. Im not talking about your average cool chilled out Muslim, ive had a few Muslim friends who were badass..but all this Martyrdom suicide bomber bullshit is fucking with my head. Everywhere I turn there is a special on about Radial Islam. You cant seriously be telling me that there are people in this world who are THIS insane? I know about Jeffery Dahmer and shit..but all he did was eat a few niggas, he wasnt walking into a pet shop and blowing shit tons of people into smithereens. Thats shit you see in lame ass FICTION action movies. I guess art has literally become an imitation of life.

Check out that Irani president dude, Ahmadinejad…he is certified grade A fucking psycho. Search for him on youtube and youll see video upon video of his Muslims psycho babble. Its just unfathomable. What kills me is..this shits been going on forever..its only because of September 11th that our own US Media outlets are reporting it. I cant seem to get over how utterly insane it is. I have to stop thinking about it now or my head will explode. Just like an improvised explosive device. Explode.

I guess all the day holds for me is sitting in my bed. Being sick. Ordering Soda around like I have been doing for the past week. Its Saturday and id love to get out and do something..but I cant get rid of this nasty funk. Wait..I just remembered my mom gave me some antibiotics..whether or not theyll be the kind I need is the question. They probably arent.

Dude, now theyre showing little girls that are like 5 on TV singing about how she wants to drench the soul with her blood for the sake of Allah. WHAT THE SHIT???
“Sing my sister of a suicide warrior, I want to drench your soil with my blood, for the sake of Allah….mamas gonna buy you a mockingbird..and if that mockingbird dont sing…mamas gonna get you an IED.” Seriously..im going to kidnap every radial Muslim in this universe and force them to watch NEXT, Real World Denver and Exposed back to back for three months. Well see how much they love Allah after that.

Signing out,
Ann Thrax
The Perfect entry for the attention defecit.

I have an update that will probably only be cute to me. While in the bathroom (much like dooce‘s daughter, ive had constipation issues since I was baby, and being sick DOESNT HELP), in a lot of pain, my cat came and loyally sat down beside my legs. He started to lick my kneecap as if to tell me he understood the pain I was in. Then, he rested his forehead on my calf. It was really sweet, so I picked him up and put him in my lap. He gave me emotional support all while frantically looking around trying to figure out where the sound of my farts were coming from.
I <3 Claude.

When fish ride bicycles.

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in Uncategorized @ 7:43 am

Ah. A fresh new start. I was going to try and copy some old livejournal entries over here..but I had that journal for forever and im ready for something new.

Theres nothing really great to write about. I am moving in exactly a week…this time next Friday I will probably be journaling from my new place..yipee!! But, until then I probably wont write much..plus I gotta get inspired or whatever.

I cant wait to move. I feel so stagnated here..nowhere to go..no windows to open. Its like im in a prison. Only one week…exactly one week from today im moving.
This horrible illness I have just keeps getting worse..everyday I wake up and my throat is more closed..it SUCKS. My whole body aches. My drummer (hah, my drummer..doesnt that sound great?) had to go to the hospital because his throat closed so much..speaking of drummer..im so sick I had to cancel practice on Wednesday :( Waahh!! Just when I was starting to really enjoy being in the band. Come to think of it..We will probably have to cancel practice this week too because of the move..unless they are wanting to practice on Sunday.

Yeah…this entry was about absolutely nothing. But I wanted to get the show on the road..got my own domain, got everything set up right thanks to Kelley. So I figured I should write a semi long entry.

Anyways..im out for now..

Coming Soon..

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in Uncategorized @ 5:34 am

Hopefully….

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