me:yeah im getting locks.
wes: its nothing but putting chemicals in ur hair.
me: uhh..im not putting chemicals in your hair.
me: just a comb and wax.
wes:u gatta go bob marley styl
wes: not brush ur hair for a few months
me: more like about a year lmao. (here he goes…)
wes: my hair is too sexy to be messing around with
wes: do  u know what my hair looks like?
me: no.
wes: would u like to?
me:sure
(he then posts this hilarious pic..a display pic of course since for some reason he never seems to have the actual picture, he just has a multitude of little display pictures, for those that dont know how MSN works, every display pic you have, it saves. even if you delete that picture from your computer it saves a thumbnail. anyway his hairs all poofy and totally girly looking..the pics looks NOTHING from how I remember him looking)
wes:my hair is what brings out my good looks.
wes: my hair is now too sexy
wes: nice and smooth
wes: like my skin
wes: viks (his girlfriend that looks different in every display pic, and they have no pictures together) hair is the sexiest youll ever see.
me: did she do something cool to it, a neat cut or is it just like typical cut?
wes: she suites each style
(he then posts two different display pics of two girls who look totally different.)
me: she needs some volumizing shampoo, but her hair is pretty, i lovveee straight hair (paying “vik” a compliment, the girl in the pics hair was pretty)
wes:  dude, it looks different everyday.
me:still no pics of you guys together?
wes: i dont like pics
wes: vik takes them for her family
me: thats sweet. moms always like pictures
wes: well not thatits any of ur business
wes: but they are usually not for her mom (wtf? i dont give a FUCK who theyre for. im just trying to be nice you little shit packer.)
me: oh crap a turd from my cats butt just fell on my carpet (it really did.)
wes: and what makes you think I care to read that?
me: why are you an elitest..i mean, youre not. but, why do you try and project the idea that you are?
wes: wtf are you talking about?
me: are you acting like you dont know what an elitest is or are you acting like you dont realize that you try to act like one?
me: everytime i talk to you..you cant try to have a normal conversation youre always talking about how great you are and how great “vik” is who I am inclined to believe doesnt exist the way you want me to believe she does. when i talked about my house you were like “oh, i have an apartment, probably better than yours, everything in canada is nicer” then proceeded to tell me i have a shitty living room but….wheres yours?
wes: well u can think what u want to think.
me: damn straight I can. To make a long story short, you annoy me. Dont IM me anymore.
(this is the best part)
wes: usually u get into a conversation with me
-LMFAOOOO I NEVER IM him..EVER…he ALWAYS IMs me. This particular time he IMed me saying “nice skalp” (yeah..skalp) in regards to my display picture of me getting my hair done.

This kid has basically lied about everything in his life since I started talking to him a few years ago..back then..they are blatant OBVIOUS lies like about how he was a heroin addict, and he used to claim girls were his girlfriends who really..werent.  He would take pictures from girls Nexus accounts (the canadian version of myspace, basically) and show them to me saying they were his gf..I would go back and check with Sarah and shed just crack balls at everything he was making up..

So I am almost inclined to believe, based on his past, that hes totally bullshitting about living with a chick and everything. Hes always tried to make his life rival the lives of whoever hes talking to at the moment, he tries to convince them that his life is better. I think hes talked to me and everytime we talk I tell stories about Soda, and blah blah, how we are watching tv and just doing menial bullshit..
I think hes creating his story to rival mine. Which is totally weird.