Earlier today I was at my moms house, we were sitting in her bedroom talking while she was getting ready to go to my aunts house. I saw that she had sat out some candles that I got her for mothers day and I asked..
“Do the candles I got you smell good?”
She said “Oh yeah they smell really good, I like them. Come here and see if you like the way this one smells.”
The only candle I saw around here was this red candle that was like..burnt all the way to the bottom..so I walked over and bent down and inhaled really big..

Thats when I realized that she had farted.